Dear Spring Break, please last forever. I have thoroughly enjoyed not setting an alarm, sleeping all day on the beach or at the pool, and spending time with Pops. I would really appreciate an indefinite paid vacation so I can stay in Florida forever.
Dear Rain, in order for me to enjoy spring break as mentioned above, I would appreciate you going away. You are really putting a damper on my plans to get super tan, and I do not like it one bit. Please leave.
Dear Hokie-Highs Tumblr, I can't stop laughing at you. Why were you not around while I was an undergrad? Your truths are hilarious and every time I read you, I laugh out loud.
Dear blister on my heel, I really did not enjoy the fact that you are huge, and that after my run yesterday, you developed a blister of your own. A double blister is a first for me, and I do not like it one bit.
Dear Bubble Room, I cannot wait to visit you tomorrow and eat your delicious cake. Seriously, your Red Velvet is calling my name, and I can't wait to take a HUGE bite. YUM!



Jealous of your vaca! I am in desperate need of one!
ReplyDeleteI read a blog similar to Hokie-Highs
http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/
I wonder if they know about each others blogs? or its the same person? Either way, they are both hilarious!
xoxo
OOOOmg, Hokie Highs...I am obsessed!
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